| Author | Message | ||
| Rossbondreturns Registered user Username: Rossbondreturns Post Number: 75 Registered: 10-2009  |
A true story of what happend to me last night...my face still hates me. He Works the Night Shift Ouch... Ross | ||
| Joyfulheart Registered user Username: Joyfulheart Post Number: 800 Registered: 10-2006 |
All because of a tortlla chip? I'm glad you're OK! | ||
| Flyinglady Registered user Username: Flyinglady Post Number: 8904 Registered: 3-2004  |
God was taking care of you and continues to do so. Diana L | ||
| Skeeter Registered user Username: Skeeter Post Number: 1202 Registered: 12-2007 |
Very interesting and glad you are ok BTW..... did you get the chip dislodged from your tooth before you fell, or did the fall dislodge it ? Just wondering.... WOW ! all that from a sharp piece of a tortilla chip... who woulda thought....? | ||
| Rossbondreturns Registered user Username: Rossbondreturns Post Number: 76 Registered: 10-2009 |
Those tortilla chips are dangerous weapons...dontcha know. I still think I may have fractured my nose because it really really hurts...but I'll take that over damaging my eye any day. | ||
| River Registered user Username: River Post Number: 7057 Registered: 9-2006  |
I once was attacked by a taco, it ran down my throat and choked me to death, I came back as Ellen White and had a horrible moment of swooning, but mercifully the swooning caused me to come back as John Wayne, I got off my horse and shot the Taco and buried it with a mess of re-fried beans. I visit the grave every once in a while to remind me never to mess with a Taco. River | ||
| River Registered user Username: River Post Number: 7058 Registered: 9-2006 |
No, I remember now, I took the horses reins in my teeth and shot the Taco of my running horse, the relapse in memory was caused by the time I spent as Ellen White. Now I can't remember what I said from one minute to the next. I went to see Cherry Brandstater who is a family doctor and a very good friend. She told me it was Ellen White syndrome and she told me there was nothing I could do about it for the next 160 years because I wrote about it in my swoon. River | ||
| River Registered user Username: River Post Number: 7061 Registered: 9-2006 |
Sorry Ross, I wasn't making fun of you, I was just trying to be funny, but evidently others didn't think it was funny. I thought it was, but then my wife thinks I'm coo coo for laughing at T.V. Commercials. I have found out that Readers Digest is correct, laughter truly is good medicine.  River | ||
| Rossbondreturns Registered user Username: Rossbondreturns Post Number: 77 Registered: 10-2009 |
Oh trust me...I have the weirdest sense of humor also. I mean that tortilla chip was a weapon of mass destruction. The bit of gum it tore off the back of my tooth will be bugging me until I get my resurrection body. P.S. I finally did find that gash above my eye I knew was there so I will have yet another scar. The damned lamp nearly put my eye out...it was an illuminating experience. | ||
| River Registered user Username: River Post Number: 7062 Registered: 9-2006 |
Haaa! | ||
| Psalm107v2 Registered user Username: Psalm107v2 Post Number: 807 Registered: 10-2008  |
Ross If you had eaten a big piece of slow roasted ham that wouldn't have happened to ya. I'll never look at tortilla chips the same way again | ||
| Asurprise Registered user Username: Asurprise Post Number: 1691 Registered: 7-2007 |
Ross; you should have been eating Doritos instead. Here's a youtube clip of how they save lives! ;-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r8hNpvsV_I | ||
| Skeeter Registered user Username: Skeeter Post Number: 1250 Registered: 12-2007 |
I like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHSjpezHHcw&feature=player_detailpage |
