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Patallen Registered user Username: Patallen
Post Number: 63 Registered: 7-2010
| Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 10:22 am: | |
Maybe you can relate........ We have said it before, and now I say it again: if anyone preaches to you a gospel that is different from the one you accepted, may he be condemned to hell! Gal. 1:9 TEV The Adventist Psalm Adventism is Old Covenant; I shall not want. It maketh me to lie down in deep depression. It leadeth me beside the murky waters of fear. It stealeth my joy. It leadeth me down the Path of Death and Destruction For control and money’s sake. Yea, though I stagger through the Valley of Deceit and Duplicity I shall not fear; for the Sabbath sealeth me. My works and Satan’s atonement, they justifieth me. Thou spreadeth Ellenetics before me with the absence of Truth; Thou anointeth my head with lies; My confusion runneth over. Surely the Investigative Judgment and Sanctuary shall haunt me All the days of my life And if I continue to be blind-sided by this different gospel I will dwell in its House of Horror forever. Amen Patricia Allen |
Yenc Registered user Username: Yenc
Post Number: 288 Registered: 6-2008
| Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 10:38 am: | |
Patricia, Is that original with you? It is the product of a genius! Thank you for posting this all-too-true parody! |
Jonvil Registered user Username: Jonvil
Post Number: 426 Registered: 4-2007
| Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 10:41 am: | |
Now that's funny. I'd like to show it to my SDA wife but I strongly suspect she would fail to see the humor. I'm saving this one!! |
Patallen Registered user Username: Patallen
Post Number: 65 Registered: 7-2010
| Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 11:57 am: | |
Yeah, little ole me did that last night. Thanks! |
Rossbondreturns Registered user Username: Rossbondreturns
Post Number: 8 Registered: 10-2009
| Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 12:56 pm: | |
I love it! That's just fantastic..and sadly all too true. |
River Registered user Username: River
Post Number: 6495 Registered: 9-2006
| Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 1:00 pm: | |
Amen Pat, It might seem humorous to you folks, but all I read was facts. Very, VERY good. River |
Flyinglady Registered user Username: Flyinglady
Post Number: 8414 Registered: 3-2004
| Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 2:05 pm: | |
Pat, Thanks for recording your thoughts here. If I did not laugh I would cry uncontrollably for my sda friends and relatives. I appreciate you folks who have a poetic bend. Diana L |
Jeremy Registered user Username: Jeremy
Post Number: 3317 Registered: 10-2004
| Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 3:13 pm: | |
Pat, That is incredibly well-written and accurate. Thanks for sharing it here. Jeremy |
Dljc Registered user Username: Dljc
Post Number: 61 Registered: 7-2010
| Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 4:34 pm: | |
That is great Pat! |
Cloudwatcher Registered user Username: Cloudwatcher
Post Number: 147 Registered: 5-2009
| Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 5:22 pm: | |
Pat, that was brilliant! Thanks for sharing. Ben and I both enjoyed it. |
Philharris Registered user Username: Philharris
Post Number: 2229 Registered: 5-2007
| Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 5:24 pm: | |
Patty, you amaze me...and you posted it for all to read. It's a true work of non-fiction. I am liking you more and more all the time. Fearless Phil |
Asurprise Registered user Username: Asurprise
Post Number: 1348 Registered: 7-2007
| Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 5:37 pm: | |
I liked it too!!! |
Indy4now Registered user Username: Indy4now
Post Number: 873 Registered: 2-2008
| Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 6:11 pm: | |
LOL!!! |
Colleentinker Registered user Username: Colleentinker
Post Number: 11542 Registered: 12-2003
| Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 8:02 pm: | |
Pat, that is accurate and so well-written. Thank you for sharing it--it's so true. Colleen |
Skeeter Registered user Username: Skeeter
Post Number: 895 Registered: 12-2007
| Posted on Monday, August 09, 2010 - 10:47 pm: | |
It really is true Pat (sad isnt it ?) Very well written. I am saving it even though it makes me want to cry. Francie |
Patallen Registered user Username: Patallen
Post Number: 67 Registered: 7-2010
| Posted on Tuesday, August 10, 2010 - 6:08 am: | |
WOW! Thank you for your kind and overwhelming response. I am humbled. God is good and it was truly another gifted moment from Him. Pat P.S. Fearless Phil, I am liking you more and more too! |
Nowisee Registered user Username: Nowisee
Post Number: 469 Registered: 5-2009
| Posted on Tuesday, August 10, 2010 - 7:08 pm: | |
Excellent, Pat! Wonderfully accurate. |
Psalm107v2 Registered user Username: Psalm107v2
Post Number: 725 Registered: 10-2008
| Posted on Tuesday, August 10, 2010 - 7:10 pm: | |
Wow. That is too true. I actually have a undescribable feeling in my chest as that poem made me flash back to my SDA days. Enoch |
Sunnimoreno Registered user Username: Sunnimoreno
Post Number: 123 Registered: 10-2008
| Posted on Wednesday, August 11, 2010 - 9:19 pm: | |
thanks pat... could use it in some letters to old friends... lol |
River Registered user Username: River
Post Number: 6516 Registered: 9-2006
| Posted on Wednesday, August 11, 2010 - 9:38 pm: | |
Can I post it on facebook? I like to run Adventists wild. |
Patallen Registered user Username: Patallen
Post Number: 71 Registered: 7-2010
| Posted on Thursday, August 12, 2010 - 7:39 am: | |
River, I don't mind. Just include my name as I'm having it copywrited. Pat |
Yenc Registered user Username: Yenc
Post Number: 301 Registered: 6-2008
| Posted on Thursday, August 12, 2010 - 9:15 am: | |
Pat, It is already copyrighted! It may also be registered, further protecting it, if you wish. Go to http://www.templetons.com/brad/copyright.html and his other link http://www.templetons.com/brad/copymyths.html |
Patallen Registered user Username: Patallen
Post Number: 73 Registered: 7-2010
| Posted on Thursday, August 12, 2010 - 10:27 am: | |
Thanks Yenc for the reminder. Old habits are so hard to break, just like Adventism. Pat |
River Registered user Username: River
Post Number: 6520 Registered: 9-2006
| Posted on Thursday, August 12, 2010 - 12:52 pm: | |
Thanks for letting me post it, I won't receive much of a comeback, if any from Adventist, but I know they are there. Maybe I am just a little mischievous, but I like to stick burrs under their saddle. I just cut and pasted it with your name where it was. And yes, yen is correct, its already copyrighted. River |
Skeeter Registered user Username: Skeeter
Post Number: 897 Registered: 12-2007
| Posted on Thursday, August 12, 2010 - 8:05 pm: | |
I didn't know that something would be automatically copyrighted just by signing your name to it. But glad Pat doesnt have to really do anything to make it copyrighted. |